Did you know that using Google Insights, a new service from Google, you can see which search terms are post popular in different cities in the UK?
Well you can - so we did some research to find out where the dirt is!
We researched which cities in the UK had the highest volume of searches for: Prostitutes, Escort Services, Call Girls, Massage Parlours and Brothels - and these are the results:
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By giving each city a score for the number of searches it generates for each term, we can calculate where the sleaze is happening.
So, the seediest cities in the UK, according to Google are as follows:
1. Brentford
Brentford is an area of London - possibly with a lot of internet connectivity. Think west London.
2. Manchester
A happening city in the north of England - no suprises here. Lots of clubs, bars and a big gay community. And several brothels that have been there for years.
3. Bletchley
A small town near Milton Keynes. Weird. Perhaps this is the place where people escape to from Milton Keynes, whilst continuing on with their hobbies.
4. Portsmouth
A crappy port on the south coast of England - not that shocking really. Traditionally sailors want to shag when they get back to port - so you find hookers in ports, as a rule.
5. Milton Keynes
Possibly the most boring town in the UK - can the residents be excused for their clear interest in paid-for fanny fun? We think not.
Google also provide mapping of these searches - so for those of you that prefer a visual guide - here it is:
I’m kind of confused. What does a big gay community [Manchester] have to do with sleaziness. Being gay means you’re sleazy now? Ummm…hmm.
Yep, this looks about right.
(First!)
Milton Keynes isn’t boring. There is loads of stuff to do! Plus its right near London! MK FTW
Wait…. You guys can have hookers, but no guns? I guess that’s how they keep the crime down, just make sure everybody gets laid.
they really like this kind of activity… but my country is illegal. still a lot of illegal activity here
Sweeeeeeeet!!!!!!
Sadly, none of this is likely to be very accurate. Most isp’s will just use their head office address as the address for their Ip’s. Probably just find BT have a big pipe coming out in Brentford.